Woke up today with my bones feeling weak and my shoulder joints made it hard to have a decent sleep. My left ass cheek muscle albeit barely existing feels like I got a Charley horse. Been this way since I wrecked my leg, which I'll get to one day. And if you know me at all you know I don't have an ass. Fucker just disappeared around 2003 I think. Whatever. Anyways so I'm watching Seinfeld reruns which I can watch forever, and I started to think about how I ended up with renal failure/kidney disease. I'm not sure many people understand how I ended up with it. It leaves (at the very least) a bitter fucking taste in my mouth.
A bunch of years ago in (I get confused sometimes) 1986, I think, I was in fifth grade. My cousins came to visit from Calgary for the weekend. I think it was May or something. My family and my cousins, uncle, aunt, went to the amazing feat called West Edmonton Mall. Great fucking spot to go when your a kid. Fantasy land(which it used to be called), not this Galaxy Land bullshit that had to happen because of Disney. Fuckin money hounds. Anyone who's been there as a kid knows it rules! Rides, parks, games you've got it all. Anyway my cousins and I and my sister, I don't think my brother came, were playing in the park which had all these huge long tubes that you could slide down. I was at the top of one with my legs inside and my hands hanging on to the top so I was kind of swinging my body in and out of the tube. I made one last swing and let go of the top but my but wasn't lifted high enough and I smashed my tail bone on the edge of the outside of the tube. Well fuck me did this hurt like hell. I slid down to the bottom thinking, man that fucking hurt alot but walked it off on e
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